Mr. T Experience

I dont have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you're like a living doll
okay I may be the worst that you have seen
but I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen
You're too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
you're more than monty python, star trek or dr. who
you're much more than mstk3 or d&d
I'm king dork and I want you to be with me.
and once you get used to it
maybe you could love me just a little bit
would that be such a catastrophe?
so don't start screaming yet
just lower your standards and get set
whatever it takes
however it has to be
those other girls can't stand me
there's none as fair as you
but when they see you and me
it might embarrass you
so we'll go there they will never see
I'm king dork and I want you to be with me
I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen