Mr. T Experience

My new girlfriend is better than you shes got bigger breasts and a higher IQ and she always knows which fork to use and she doesnt always have some lame excuse shes a-wigglin and a-gigglin and a-bakin a pie and I can tell by the look in her eye that shes never gonna make me have to wonder why and were gonna have a hell of a time shes better than you when shes with me and were hanging around we sit and talk about how you let me down and how you always used to make that annoying sound and how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds so I really hope youre happy with the way it turned out cause you made a fool of me but whos laughing now whos laughing now and whos laughing not HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA shes better than you my new girlfriend is better than you shes got higher breasts and a bigger IQ
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