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Shes so fabulous
Shes so ludicrous
Shes so dangerous
Your fat friend
Shes intelligent
An experiment
Shes an elephant
Your fat friend
Will you run away with me?
Lets go walking on the sea
Just Jesus Christ and you and me and
Your fat friend
See her fumble, see her flirt
In her massive miniskirt
She is quite the extrovert
Her comes your fat girl friend
I love cocoa
You love chin
Your fat friend
She loves him
But he cant love her
Hes too thin
For your fat friend
One and one makes three not two
She will stick to you like glue
Dont fuck around with you-know-who
Here comes your fat girl friend
[ Your Fat Friend Lyrics ]