Mad Caddies

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
i'd buy california
invite my friends and i'd make it my pad
if i had a peso for every time she said:
wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed
i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls
but i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand
and say
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face
but please
stay with me girl
girl i know its all my fault