Mad Caddies

before the evening show
a ninety dollar bracelet
on daddy's visa gold
short black skirts on warm days
with her black socks to her knees
now she's wearing corduroy
instead of bongo jeans
she's a preppie girl
who rules the fashion world
she's a preppie girl
makes me wanna hurl
fucking preppie girl
walks to church on sunday
with her bottle in her hand
wishing she was a rebel
who could terrorise the land
whose that standing so close to her
holding her preppie hand
maybe it is a running back
or just a preppie man
she's a preppie girl
who rules the fashion world
she's a preppie girl