Less Than Jake

[Originally by Cheap Trick]
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch.
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
Father says, Your mother's right, she's really up on things.
Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines.
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.