Status Quo

A vacation in a foreign land, Uncle Sam does the best he can. You're in the army now, oh, oh you're in the army - now.
Now you remember what the draft man said, nothing to do all day but stay in bed. You're in the army now oh, oh you're in the army - now.
You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood, nobody knows that you left for good. You're in the army now oh, oh, you're in the army - now.
Smiling faces at you way to 'lam, but once you get there no one gives a damn. You're in the army now, oh, oh you're in the army -now.