I Set My Friends On Fire

Don't piss down my back then tell me it is raining.
You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet.
If I can't have any friends I thought why not hang from the ceiling.
Just because I ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this sea I'd rather have on my plater than you.
Just because I FUCKING ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this sea.
Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population.
Fuck "more the merrier" there's only one person I need to feel this sinstation.
If you need directions you can take the road that's down my sleeve,
This time I'm taking you with me, but the cuffs are you; so good luck trying to leave!