Chris De Burgh

Theres a woman in the wardrobe singing Beatles out of tune,
And a salesman in the corner trying to blow up a burst balloon,
And the Managing Director, hes a-lying on his back,
Hes got ice-cream on his trousers and hes planning his attack,
Its just another Record Company Bash,
Nice to know theyve got the cash,
Youre the only one here I can talk to,
Is there nowhere near we can walk to,
I really want to see you again,
But I dont know your name;
Lets go, lets go home,
Yea, lets go, lets go home,
Lets go, lets get out...
The Promotion Department secretaries are out to kill tonight,
And the A and R director is still looking for his wife,
Oh and theres a party in the bedroom,
Theyve got the mirror on the floor,
And theres a guy who says hes from Rolling Stone
Who shouldnt be here at all,
Its just another Record Company Bash,
Nice to know someones got cash,
And theyre gonna do something obscene
With the video machine,
I really think its time to leave,
Wont you come with me please?
Lets go, lets go home,
Lets go, lets go home,
Grab a bottle of whisky and a bottle of wine,
It doesnt really matter if its your place or mine,
Lets go, lets go home...
[ The Record Company Bash Lyrics ]