Insane Clown Posse

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Terror Wheel. The most horrifying, terrifying, mystifying ride available to the dead. Gather round my dead friends and witness the bizarre, horrid dictales as told to you by your favorite serial clown slaughterers, the ICP!! So who will be brave enough to step into this ride? Just follow the trail of blood into the red tent. There your host, Willaby Rags, will strap you in and you shall experience, the Wheel! So gather and watch, look and learn the ways of the Terror Wheel! Oh look, there goes one now. Hes walking in. Good luck fella. There he goes, theyre locking him into the cage.
Greetings, Im Willaby Rags. Prepare for your first stop, the Dead Body Man! Ahahaha!
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
Im always finding bodies when Im mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body grubbin
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but dont tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still got the fingernail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin my name
Remember somethings wrong with my brain
Insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
Im sliding and Im bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mothers like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But Im not a Martian, you wouldnt understand
Im just a dead body man
We got bodies, dead bodies. We got fat ones, skinny ones, males, females, hermaphrodites. We got somebodies, we got nobodies. Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!
Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
Some people run cause they dont like the smell
Others line up just as quick as they can
To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
Its all good, if you can stand the funk
But, uh, just dont look in the trunk
I drive down Central kickin the bass
Chillin with my freaks and Im pickin her face
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
Cause my bitch is dead
Id rather that instead
Of a ho you cant trust, always diggin a nut
A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut
Riding in the back is my dead body crew
Only they can never think of nothing to do
If you think Im sick, take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your keychain is a little baby rabbits hand
Im just a dead body man
We also collect dead bodies. So, if you know any dead people or you yourself are planning on dying soon, well be happy to come to your house, and pay cash for it. We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner. Woohoo!
Call me the dead body man
Someone give em to me
Call me the dead body man
Just sell em to me
Call me the dead body man
You can mail em to me
Call me the dead body man
Br-bring em to me
Call me the dead body man
Wont ya give em to me
Call me the dead body man
You can sell em to me
Call me the dead body man
Just mail em to me
Call me the dead body man
Br-bring em to me
Call me the dead body man
You can give em to me
Call me the dead body man
You can sell em to me
Call me the dead body man
Wont ya mail em to me
Call me the dead body man
You can bring em to me
Call me the dead body man
Call me the dead body man
[ The Dead Body Man Lyrics ]