Incubus

On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After the left, I puttered out of gas.
'Triple-A' came, buy my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in by butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A
They left me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked the hardest ever...
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets,