Frenzal Rhomb

If it's easier to discuss this
privately without you dad the
minister who doesn't take
kindly to your persuits then
I'll oblige.
Was it you that was found
with your pants down
watching your favourite cartoon
yelling at the shopkeeper
for the changing of the channel
say to your self:
Be still my beating off
well it may be inappropriate
for someone in your position
as a cop to satisfy