Five Iron Frenzy

He is the icon of our times, solution to our modern crimes.
His trigger finger clicks remotes,
as carbohydrates slowly bloat.
Not fragile, or brittle.
He's seeking an acquittal.
No scruples, no meekness,
he has but one great weakness.
All the world must have a price,
save yourself from sacrifice,
everything will end all right.
American Kryptonite.
His mighty hands will hardly fail,