English Dogs

Have you heard the latest newsflash
About the deaths In Lebanon
Another forty soldiers died
At the hands of American guns
They had to die said the Captain
They refused to conform at all
And tomorrow morning at sunrise
Were going to kill some more
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Newsflash always depressing me
Newsflash whys it never happy
Newsflash always messing up my mind, mind, mind
Have you heard the latest newsflash
About the rapist on the run
Hes mad so dont approach him
He knobs his victims just for fun
Used to be a Broadmoor patient
They messed up with his brain
Thought he was much better now
But now hes on the prowl again
Have you heard the latest newsflash
About the copper committing assault
Because of his high status
It couldnt possibly be his fault
The jury returned not guilty
O.K. PC, youre free
Thanks your honour Im grateful
Thats how it should be
[ Newsflash Lyrics ]