Jello Biafra

If I could travel back in time
Id go to 1899
High in the Sierra Hills
And ride the lumber down the Sanger Flume
The Flume
Ride the Flume
Ride the Flume
Ride the Flume
Watch out for that tree
Forget log rides in amusement parks
This ones 50 miles long
Water slide with four foot sides
Down the mountain, 60 miles an hour
Drop through the Devils Slide
Four thousand feet in 13 miles
Miss a curve, ya sail into space
Hope them 2 x 4s dont break
The Flume
Ride the Flume
Ride the Flume
Me and you
Va-va-voom!
Watch out for that tree
Watch out for that tree!
Around
Around
To the sides of the cliffs we cling
The trestle creaks
As were swept across the canyon
100 feet below
Rickety timbers - please dont fail me now
Oh no...
Watch out for that tree
Watch out for that tree
Or its pine cone sex face first
For you and me
[ Ride The Flume Lyrics ]