Crazy Town

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch to bone
When Im alone
Fucked up, tore back
I need to take a piss
Only when Im drunk? I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma...
... Sittin by the fire
Hold on , turn that beat off
No, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo yall just not known
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get...
....Out Cause my brain
Just aint what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize,
Cover your eyes
I get ....(Uh!)... damn Im drunk.
I need a chuck, no better yet
A hunk of that fuck
I get ....(Uh!)... damn Im drunk.
I need a chuck, no better yet
A hunk of that fuck
Yeah Im good bad, dope
Im freak fresh
Im make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"
Crazys comin thru
You know were gonna blow up
Na false alarm
Im getting all ladies with my cool charm
WhenI get drunk
I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah , but only when Im drunk
CHORUS
Yeah, only when Im drunk
Only when Im drunk
It happens only when Im drunk
It goes, one for the chronic
Two for the amnesia
Im that crazy white boy
With the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out
Bitz type rapper
That will get you out of your seat
Quicker than a car jacker
Sippin colt forty fever
When Im coolin with my people
Got hes in east Columbus
When Im Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like Im smooth like
Like Im Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them suckers
That jumped my homey
Le Le
All up in thisbitch
With the grin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr.Wendal
Smoke bud like Dr Dre
But thats cause Im old enough
To do that of shit
God damn I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
I get drunk and cant nobody
Whoop me
Im trippin
I must be that brew that I sippin
Kickin in
Guess I shouldnt Have mixed it with the gin
Cause when Im laying on my back
I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Felon I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but cant move
Feels like Im stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for dawin four-os
All the hos know them doobie bros
Peoplecall me shift
I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch
But only when Im drunk
CHORUS
Yeah, one two, one two
Only when Im drunk
[ Only When Im Drunk Lyrics ]