Good Clean Fun

I think fur is a crime, I protest all the time
you should see all my bumper stickers
That Firestorm song sure gets me singing along
My righteousness never flickers
I think P.E.T.A. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell
I live to fight the man
And if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws
Ill be the first to take a stand
The animals, I see their pain with ease
But dont expect me to give up pizza with cheese
The animals, I see their pain with ease
But dont expect me to eat a pizza without cheese
I know I could be the best vegan the worlds seen
Its such a shame my doctor says I cant because I need the protein
Whats right or whats wrong is not a tough decision
But animal torture is a part of my new religion
Hey, you know that I am down with what its about
Did I happen to mention I need the strength to work out?
Because I am building up muscle, Im a growing boy
Such a cruel twist of fate, Im allergic to soy
Excuses, excuses, are not for me!
Ive wised up, but these leather shoes were free
These shoes were free
[ The Vegan Revolution Draft Dodger Anthem Lyrics ]