Good Clean Fun

See the error of your ways, many years from now
Look back on your life, and youll wonder how
A sweetness so sweet, a moment on your plate
A saccharin indiscretion has sealed your fate
When the judgement comes, and that day is not far
Youre going to pay because youve eaten bone char
But that wont happen to me, because Im sugar free
Im the best vegan that I can be
You try to do whats right, at least you say you do
But you choose the white, not the pink or blue
Youd better watch your back, youd better start to pray
Vegan revolution is just a T-shirt away
You say youre cruelty free, well youre not to me
A Zagnut and a Pepsi are the things I see
And your habits why innocent creatures die
Their lives destroyed because of what you buy
Now the time has come for you to see the truth
Face it sucker youve got a sweet tooth!
Living in depravity, youve got a cavity
Tooth decay is not for me, Im sugar free!
NO CANDY!
[ Sweet Tooth Lyrics ]