Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who
Aren't exactly politically correct. like the other day, i was out walking
My siberian-american huskies. and you know how canines are: they like to
Sniff everything, including each other's butts. so some guy walks up and
He says, "man, get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"
So, i replied, "how dare you call them dogs! they're siberian-american
Huskies. that's like calling an african-american a black. or calling a
Mexican-american a mexican. or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!" it
Pissed me off so much i got a nose ring, died my hair blue and moved to
San francisco!
My bus is broken down
My spirit's broken too
My girl's by my side
So i don't feel so blue
Thirty miles more
To make it to the city
Where junk is king
And the air smells shitty
What a friendly town