Die Toten Hosen

Youll be glad that you selected
this product from our range.
Were sure that youll enjoy it
and we hope youll come again.
Always first with the technology,
performance and design
and we stand true to our maxime:
"The customer is right!".
Youll be glad that you selected
this product from our range.
We knew you had the money,
now we know that youve got taste.
You want the finest quality,
thats why you choose our brand,
where every song is custom-made
and always played by hand.
The musics really simple,
there are tunes that you can sing
and theres lots of lovely pictures
on the packaging.
Youll be glad that you selected
this product from our range.
And if youre not - were sorry,
but it cannot be exchanged.
The moneys not refundable,
dont bother to complain.
Were having such fun spending it -
please come again
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