Frank Zappa

Well, late in the summer of '69,
I went downtown, and bought me some wine.
Oh, I drank it down, under the table,
I said Watch me now, I'm gon eat the label!
Well, I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am?
36, 24, hips about 30.
I see a fine lady and I start talkin' dirty.
Boy, she looked over at me, and she raised her thumb.
She said Jam down the road, you bum b-bum bum!
I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am?
I went to the country,
and while I was gone,