Frank Zappa

You-you-you-ooo
Look like a dor-r-r-k
You act like a dork
Most of the time, also
Youre a dor-r-r-r-k
You are a double-dork butt rash
You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!
Nobody wants to ...
You are boring . . . you have nothing to say
You eat cheese - you eat cheese and other things
You can can wrap up an take with you
From the table
With Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table
You are a dork
Youre a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k
A double-dork butt rash
Theres one in every crew - do you know
who you are? We know, but we wont tell you
We dont want to hurt your feelings
But youre a dor-r-r-r-k!
Might as well admit it
When youre a dork
Youre a dork, by the way
Youre a dork
A double
A double dork butt rash
A double butt rash dork
Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table
You look like a dork
Look like a dork
You act like a dork most of the time
Youre a dor-r-r-r-k
Double dork
Double dork
Double dork butt rash
[ Luigi & The Wise Guys Lyrics ]