Dry Kill Logic

Gimme something to eat
Gimme what you got
And I dont want beans cause they make me fart
I dont want no chili
No siree
Cause that leaves skid marks in my BVDs
I dont want no yogurt
Tastes like shit
I dont want a glass of milk from a cows long tit
And no I aint in the mood for a juicy steak
And I dont want to yodel for some chocolate cake
I dont want a Big Mac or a number three
Hurry up homeboy now take a look at me
Cause Im starving - I am about to cry
I could eat this b-b-burger on a piece of rye
Bread - I said
Cause if I dont eat soon then soon I will be dead
Cause in a minute or two Im a cause some damage
If you dont cook me up a pork chop sandwich
Pork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it up
Heat it up, heat it up yall yall
I dont give a fuck if it is five days old
And I really dont care if its hot or cold
I really dont mind if the bread got mould
Cause my pork chop sandwich cannot be sold
Oh shit I can smell it baking
Hands off junior cause this ones taken
Now oh shit its almost done
Im a slap that nigger right between two buns
Perhaps two pieces of pumpernickel
Put em in the toaster that I bought at Rickels
Or did I get it at Top Supplying City
I really dont remember cause my stomach feels shitty now
Pork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it up
Heat it up, heat it up yall yall
Im about to eat this lovely treat
Two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat
You want a bite
You want a bite right?
Well open up sucker cause here it comes
So
Pork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it up
Heat it up, heat it up yall yall
Eat it
I just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
I just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head is burning
Just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head it burning
Just see it
Give it me back my head it burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head it burning
Just see it
And Im (?)
Gimme my fucking sandwich
You piece of shit
[ Pork Chop Sandwich Lyrics ]