Donald Fagen

Well I guess I neede a miracle
If I was gonna make my flight
I had to get to Gate C13
And it was still way out of sight
But something in my carry-on bag
Ticked off the X-ray machine
Cause then an angel straight from heave
Asked me to step behind the screen
When I felt her wand sweep over me
You know I never felt so clean
Girl you won't find my name on a list
Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone
You know I love-love-love you
Security Joan
I hung out at the Starbuck's
Til just around boarding time
Then I strolled on bak to the checkpiont
With just one thing on my mind
She flashed that crooked smile and said
Hon, I believe you missed your flight
I said there's been a minor change of plan
And I'll be stayin' one more night
I could tell from the way she looked at me
Everything was gonna be alright
Girl you won't find my name on a list
Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone
You know I love-love-love you
Security Joan