Hollywood Undead

[Chorus:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood,
So meet me under the mistletoe,
Let's fuck!
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
The dradles spinning in the hood,
So meet me by the menorah,
Let's get drunk!
Ho-ho-ho, merry Christmas!
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Just a little story
About last Christmas,
About some bad kids
Who were full of wishes,
We gave some gifts
And we gave some lovin',
The weird kind of love
That you give to your cousin...
Little Timmy stole from 7-11,
So we stopped by his house
With a pair of sevens,
We drank in his room
With some dude named Kevin,
But there was still some bad kids
Who deserved some presents...
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack,
So we slipped down his chimney
With an 18 pack,
He didn't leave cookies
But we needed a snack,
So we took the beer back
And I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene,
Got eggnog in my flask,
The holidays are back
And all my presents are wrapped...
-Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?
-Kids, give me your list
Like it's the 25th!
Been accused of being a bad kid,
But I get presents as it is,
Mrs. Clause just Myspace'd me,
I blew off a date on Christmas eve!
So I don't give a fuck
If you're naughty or nice,
You might still get a rolly
And a gang of ice,
So write your list
And never have no fear,
Have a Hollywood Christmas
And an Undead New Year!
-Fuck you!
-Now watch the language, ho-ho-ho!
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