Army Of Freshmen

The courtship stars out, where romance plays out
Over at my house, Im on the couch
Youre on the TV, not here with me
Thats a problem, we can figure out
Sabotage fame, we need a scandal bad
So you can exit red carpet, enter drug rehab
When your looks go down the drain
And your career is through
Then Ill be there for you and youll be there too.
Hollywood lights in my backyard
Your movies great, my life is hard
Why cant you see through the screen
You came from nowhere and I still live there
They say lifes not fair but I dont care
If theres a problem with my master plan
Fate can take it up with somebody who gives a damn
Cause I got a lot to offer you minus the rent
Its another clear reason why youre heaven sent
And I know Im not the one that youve been waiting for
But I want you more than anyone before
Hollywood lights in my backyard
Your movies great, my life is hard
Why cant you see through the screen
Baby blue jean submarine
Your big shot just broke my dreams
Why cant you see through the screen
Suffer through the tabloids seeing you and Mr. Right
Living out your picture perfect life
Gold up in the hills while this loneliness just kills
Staring up into your name thats on the sign
Hollywood lights in my backyard
Your movies great, my life is hard, is hard
Baby blue jean submarine
Your big shot just broke my dreams, my dreams
I could write a screenplay of a single perfect night
Soundtrack of Sinatra by moonlight
Masterpiece of prose with just one single red rose
When it all comes to a close youll be mine, youll be mine
[ Through The Screen Lyrics ]