Atom And His Package

[spoken] OK, heres what doing here, uh. Were gonna intergrate two very important things and those are intelligence and sports!
[singing]
In hockey you must score a goal
which one cannot do if between me and the net theres no hole
Most goalies are quick
react the drop of a hat
but I dont need to be quick when I got so much fat
What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[x2]
You can try the wristshot, slapshot, theres no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude
I wont get tired, cuz Ill just lie on my side
So the other teams wont copy Ill be signed at the deadline.
Turn on channel 29 on the tele
Ive eliminated the kicksave and only block with my belly
Me and George Ezina, Ill be a new sensation
The NHL cant not let me play cuz thats discrimination!
What do you do with your 1500 pounds? (you cant spend it in England)
You play goalie.
[x2]
Hey man do you know whats up?
The Flyers couldve used me in the Stanley Cup.
And I dont care if it ruins the sport of the game
cuz were winning, Yeah were winning!
What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie. [repeat til end]
(and we dance like a wave of the ocean and dance. and we live and we love and we dance. and we dance and we dance and we dance)
[ Goalie Lyrics ]