Crime In Stereo

I heard you spent the last six months
at an unpaid internship and still then got the news.
They had to cut you loose.
Profits wearing thing.
Since you graduated, youve found the market populated with kids just like you;
Business suits, degrees from state schools.
I know what youre going through.
My academic adviser said shed line up some interviews.
That was two months ago this June.
I followed through, turned out shed been layed off too.
Oh Doctor Hildreth, what are we to do?
This choice is for life and we cant decide.
We are the bride, stripped bare by her Bachelors.
We are the wife, unaware of the servitude ahead for all time.
Subservient per capita, stand up.
Your Bachelors wont earn half the debt that youve incurred.
So go call student loans.
Tell them "I need another six months...I need some more time to work."
[ The Bride Lyrics ]