Cake

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For the pendant key chains
To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better come with cash
Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tatoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "dude!"
Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the filthy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waining of the moon
He is handling the money
Hes serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "dude!"
Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime
Doesnt matter if youre skinny
Doesnt matter if youre fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat
We are building a religion
We are making a brand
Were the only ones to turn to