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he is the biggest crook in town
he shut his eyes when the scandals were found
work all your life to grow old and retire
and now you're life savings just went up in fire
cheney, up to his neck in scandal...
you're too ... out of control to handle
dick cheney you're a sign of the times
dick cheney you're not a friend of mine
fat men in suits told you to invest
in the stocks and collect interest
then while you didn't look ....
... profits were inflated on the books
dick cheney you're a part of the scam
you're a big fat slob for good ol' uncle sam
stickin' to what you know best ....
looking out for your own interests!
[Chorus (x2)]
better lock your safes tonight
dick cheney and the boys are out tonight!
(watch your pockets, watch your purses)
don't bother looking out for yourselves
cause cheney wants a piece, a piece of your wealth!