Mark Knopfler

Heres one of the two of us
In 1954 dont laugh
I keep all of the pictures
Are you going to take a photograph
Heres something nice for you
A dear old thing came to a show
Last time here we did
An interview on local radio
Make yourself at home my darling
Come on in
Hand me down that jar love
Can I offer you a gin
Were proud to be the oldest
Ugly sisters in variety
Theres not the glamour now you see
What happened to society
Theres another light bulb gone
They dont all answer to the switch
I dont know how we carry on
And her she couldnt care the bitch
But in a while the old boys
In the band began to play
And in a while the houselights
And the curtains slide away