Charles Bronson

Yer parents are so proud now yer off to school
That it would never cross their minds that you just wanna screw
As many chics as possible youre so fuckin lame
I hate you all, I can spot you mile away cuz you all look the same
Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - youre nothing in my eyes!
Your parents are so proud youre finally in college
But when Biff showed you how to suck down a beer bong was your idea of knowledge
But youve never thought for yourself, your decisions are always made in some one elses mind
And that basically sumarizes your crummy worthless life
Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - youre nothing in my eyes!
Just think for a second about what youd fucking do
If mom and dad werent shelling out cash for you
[ Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song Lyrics ]