Captain Everything

Shes twenty one years older than the rest
But I think Im well up to the test
Dont you think that younger guys are fun?
The only thing thats stopping me
From some midday ecstasy
Is that you are my best friends Mum
Because Im thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when youre watching afternoon televisual treats
But Richard and Judy aint got nothing on me
Ill keep you up all night and Ill do it for free
Your husbands off on business for a week
So I dont think that its too much cheek
To ask if you need company
Think of all those lonely nights
When we could hold each other tight
Theres no need for celibacy
Im taking pictures but you dont see me
Theyre on my wall and kind of sticky
You wont know love until youve been with me
Someones in my head telling me what to do
Im trying not to listen because I dont want to hurt you
I couldnt do it even if I was
Crazy
Because Im thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when youre watching afternoon televisual treats
Susan Kennedy please let it be me
Ill keep you up all night and Ill do it for free
[ MILF Lyrics ]