Big Black

The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats
Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland
Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard
The neighbors do not understand, hes an aberration
Even makes a funny noise
He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
When the cats away, ah, its a regular rat day
When the rats away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day
I jump around with my wang in the wind
It flops around, you admired it
I am your neighbor now
You cant stop me now
In exchange ??, I will even run a mm mm mm ??
If not, then all I want is something else
You will ask them for me
In exchange, Ill piss on everything you value
I am the Emperor of Cats
I do what I want now, cats
I do what I want now, cats
I shit outside if I want to
All a part of my, ow, kitty empire
[ Kitty Empire Lyrics ]