Blink-182

Hey mom there's something in the backroom
I hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hear say
I wish someone would tell me what was right
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
I am still the skeptic, yes you know me
(Yes you know me)
Been best friends and will be 'till we die
I got an injection
Of blood from the erection
My bestfriend thinks I'm humping guys
Alright
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Wheres my mother, bio-father
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies
Tom has sex with guys
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Tom: Hey Mark, who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise?
Thank you
Mark: Yeah
Tom: I think so too
Mark: Like Tom Cruise, from that movie, born on the fourth of July?
That one? Who is handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him
and he just shits all over himself and is a fucking asshole? Hey!
Tom: That was mean!
Mark: That's right!
Tom: Never attack somebody who shits on himself.
You guys think it's weird to shit your pants while you're sleeping?
Not that I do it but I did it last night
and I haven't taken a shower since
and I'm wondering if that's what smells
Mark: Hey I wrote this next song wanna hear it?
You don't have a choice, it goes like this...