The Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin' boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the Swedish Chef
'Cause I'm one of a kind and kinda hard to find
Kinda like an Injun without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider One Day At A Time
I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-san does
I'm waxin' on I'm waxin' off I'm waxin' just because
I get wired like Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
'Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
Second verse is different than the first.
I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a number two pencil I always got a point
You'll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face