Beastie Boys

MCA
All you trekkies and tv addicts
don't mean to diss
don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in your grandma's house
grab your backstreet friend and get loud
Blowin' doors off the hinges
I'll grab you with the pincers
and no I didn't retire
I'll snatch you up with the needle-nose pliers
Mike D
Like Mutual Of Omaha got the ill boat you never seen before
glidin' in the glades and like Lorne Green you know I get paid
Like Caprese with the Basil
not goofy like Darren or Hazel
I'm a huh ha like Nick At Night
with the classics re-running that you know all right
Adrock
Now remain calm
no alarm 'cause my farm ain't phat
so what's with that?
I've got friends and family that I respect
when I think I'm too good they put me in check
So believe what I say I'm no better than you
except when I rap so I guess it ain't true
like that and you just don't stop
guaranteed to make your body rock
Mike D
I said 'Doc, what's the condition?
I'm a man thats on a mission
He said 'Son, you'd better listen
stuck in your what! is an electrician.'
Like a scientist, mmm when I'm applyin' this
method of controlling my mind
like Einstein and The Rappin' Duke combined
Adrock
Now 'Hey baby Bubba now what's the deal?
I didn't know you go for that mass appeal.'
Some call it Salugi, some hot potato
I stole your mic and you won't see it later