Mr. Big

["Some of us in the band hardly ever drink, but when we do..."]
Any time ago when I was tollin' on the rocks,
Add a little touch of attitude
Who's that Madam X coming in at three o'clock
Why don't you send her over one too
Next thing I remember, I was crawlin' round the room
She was dancing on the table, blood sure, barkin' at the moon
Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck
Turn around and run like hell
Gimme a [grumpy grumbler]
Swingin' from the rafters, I'm losing all control
Playin' a little game of cat and mouse
Above the question, I've been lonely much too long
Last call, "The drinks are on the house"
Next thing I remember, through the pandemonium
It was feeling like a nightmare, the bite right into my skin
Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck
Turn around and run like hell
Come here boy!
(Solo)
My sweet Lolita, or prayin' Manita,
Left me in the number six motel
How was I to know, she'd strip me to the bone
And steal away my heart as well
Next thing I remember, through the pandemonium
It was feeling like a nightmare, the bite right into my skin
Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck
Turn around and run like hell
Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck
Bottom's up down the heck, it's time to start all over again
"Close your little eyes, Yankee!"