Monster Magnet

Hey kids, don't look inside 'cause there ain't nothing to see
Just a man and his magic box
He's hypnotized and bulging
A prisoner of his own sloth
A fiery hound of hell is headed straight for me
But it's OK, I invited him in
He knows more than I do
Well, the sun comes up as a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire
And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone and you realize that you're a liar
There ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four
And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more
No one looks into the eye of the Gorgon and lives
Uh, uh, baby that's just not the way it works