The Offspring

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace,
I dont remember where
Friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home,
I grab my keys and a beer
Cops they took my licence away,
got my car out of impound today
Ive been drunk since last Saturday,
better stay out of my way
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
Never take that dive
Feel so alive
Doing 95
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I drink and drive
Early in the morning and the freeways deserted, like its all mine
Im trying to set a new drunken speed record,
but I cant drive a straight line
Flashing lights, split the night
Im tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
now Ive slammed my face into the back of a big rig
At least youll never get me, you fucking pigs!
Designate someone other than me,
Im so drunk I can hardly see
Another shot of Jaeger and I turn the key,
I got so many places to be
When Im on a binge, my friends all cringe
They wont drive at night
Cause way down on the freeway its such a fright
But I think I drive alright
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