Methods Of Mayhem

TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN YOU LAZY BUMB
I LOOK ACROSS THE STREET AND I SEE YOUR WREATH
IT REMINDS ME OF MY OLD DRUNK UNKLE PETE
TAKE THE LAMPSHADE OFF YOUR NOT FUNNY
BARF UP SOME TURKEY FROM YOUR DRUNK YUMMY TUMMY
TRY TO PLAY POKER BUT YOU CANT READ THE CARDS
LYIN CHEATIN STEALIN BRAINS WORKING TOO HARD
DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T STAND ON TWO FEET
HE’S WHISKEY HE’S A SHOT GLASS
HE’S A FORTY OUNCE HE’S FAMILY THAT’S RIGHT
DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T FIND THE DOOR
HE IS MUMBLING AND A STUMBLING
DRUNK UNKLE PETE
CHRISTMAS IN THE PARK GETTING DRUNK AFTER DARK