Gwar

Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?
Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?