Chunk! No, Captain Chunk

Anyway what they guess,
No matter how old you are.
I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far.
The best sex I ever had
And now I feel I am super bad, but proud.
Let me tell you about the best housewife,
The best times of my life,
She is the mother I would like to have,
And I make her feel alive.
I used to be a nerd,
And now it is time for revenge.
I am looking for a girl,
But not around my age.
We met on the Internet,
On a website I can't forget.
I was the toy boy you would expect,
I don't regret.
Anyway what they guess,