Bloodhound Gang

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the Academy Awards
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs cause now you're going toupee
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool