Corey Taylor

There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one holiday I can't stand
It's ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of everyman
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't gaga then it ain't quanza
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
and I ain't never anything but broke