Ice-T

(feat. Brother Marquis)
[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
why I didnt do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah Im the motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And theres a bitch over there; hey, the one Im gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; Ill slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love em all, I love em crazily
And they love me back - thats why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, Ill be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch aint one - hit it...
Nah a bitch aint one
[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old, a bitch thats new
A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch whos fat, a bitch whos built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch whos funny, a bitch who aint
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who caint
A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a bitch whos broke as a bum..
But shes the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who dont
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who wont
A bitch whos short, a bitch whos tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love em all, I love em crazily
And they love me back - thats why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, Ill be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch aint one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why dont you show
these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one of them
I dont trip on hos, cause I dont need none of them
Pussys the temptation, dicks the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play em?
Thats why I dont sleep on em, I just freak on em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hos when Im goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
Id rather taste the green than sip the honey
So dont expect nuttin cause I aint offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause Im never never softenin
Puttin the demand on em, fuck em and scram on em
The "wham, bam, thank you maam" game is ran on em
So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I wont pay the bill
Gettin pussys just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and thats to cum
Ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one!
[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
(A bitch aint one) Aww shit!
Now let me tell you how to do this shit
[M] I got a bitch that loves to G
[I] Shell fuck you right after she fucks me
[M] I got a bitch who loves both
[I] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a bitch thats fast, a bitch thats slow
[M] A bitch thats a virgin and a bitch thats a ho
[I] A bitch that lies
[M] A bitch thats true
[I] A bitch whos a man BECAUSE THEYRE "Bitches 2"
[I] I got a bitch thats cool
[M] A bitch thats hot
[I] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
[I] A bitch whos lost and one who knows where its at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
[M] I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
[I] I got a bitch thats dirty, got a bitch thats neat
[I] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
[Ice-T]
And I love em all, I love em crazily
And they love me back - thats why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, Ill be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one - hit me...
No a bitch aint one..
(Huh, you know a bitch aint one!)
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch aint one
[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga
[Ice-T]
A bitch aint one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, yknow?
But a bitch aint one
Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a bitch aint one
[Brother Marquis]
Fuck em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A bitch aint one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. freal
[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]
[ 99 Problems Lyrics ]