Ludacris

[Intro: Ludacris]
{*dial tone, BEEP*}
Hey, this is Luda, okay?
Look, I need you to do me a huge, favor
Umm, c-can you please take your name, off of your phone?
Umm, my-my girl went through my cell phone and uhh, she may be calling you
So, so if you can please take your name off of that
And And-and just have it as-as a number on the voicemail, okay?
You gotta do this for me, huge, quickly!
[Hook: Ludacris]
So I'm just sittin in this rehab class
Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my teacher asked me a question
Like "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"
Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O
[Interlude]
My girl went through my cell phone {*8X*}
[Ludacris]
So I'm gettin treated for my sex addiction
In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive 'bout my condition
Cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans
And my teacher's a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helpin hand, a helpin hand
Damn! Calm down, B-B-C T-X-T a M-S-G
After class, come with me
And can I get a little bit of T-L-C?
She reply, "What the fuck? F-Y-I you're gonna flunk S-M-H, it's such a shame You ain't learned a damn thang"
[Hook] + [Interlude]
[Ludacris - over Interlude]
{*dial tone*}
This is huge, okay?
I need you to do this quickly
She went through my phone, she might be calling you
So just take your name off and have it as a voicemail
Do it now!
[Ludacris]
So I'm sittin at the crib just chillin and I'm mindin my business