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    Weird Al Yankovic

    Virus Alert

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    Добавлена 1 сентября 2011 пользователем Iron Man

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    Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
    We wanna give you a warning
    'Cause I found out this morning
    About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
    If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
    Better off protecting your chances
    Under no circumstances, should you open it
    Or else it will
    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record "Gigli"
    Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
    Look out!
    It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
    Look out!
    Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
    Look out!
    Erase your hard drive and your backups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
    Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
    Legally change your name to Reggie,
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
    Look out!
    It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
    Look out!
    And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    Look out!
    And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
    Look out!
    And make you physically attracted to sheep
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