Toy Dolls

f you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,
take a hint you'll pay a mint at...
Modern School, Modern School,
they always say you are doing okay,
it's not true...
[Chorus:]
Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,
the best place to go if you want to crash,
you will never pass your test,
they say you will but it's a jest,
Modern School just wants your cash.
Out on the road, don't use the highway code,
not with us it's too much fuss at...